bombing:

my british gf [absolutely destroying my inside organs with a spiked vibrator]: you like that you fokin knob? you love that innit xxxxx 

me: yeah it’s my favorite 

her: what? x 

me: sorry it’s my favouououououououourite 

her: that’s what I thought you wanker xxx

byeee 

hadbucky:

“you shouldn’t say you want to die, there are people out there who are actually feeling suicidal”

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